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Breaking News from Lincolnshire
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15/01/2012 12:09
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-16563362they always taughrt us not to get involved. I think the problem is that the leads have gone cold. "Also, anyone who is offered tortoises in unusual circumstances should report it."
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15/01/2012 13:31
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15/01/2012 13:48
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I bet the marinated one would be tasty.
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Reminds me of the old Ian Botham/turtle soup joke.... I'm sure you don't want me to type it all out, and would only appeal to 50 year-old cricket fans.........
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It's got to be the work of Islamist terrapins
Does our law condemn a man without first hearing him to find out what he has been doing? (John 7:51)
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16/01/2012 01:50
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Jeeeessh -
you are not going to believe this, but I just returned home to find my house full of water, a duck swimming in the kitchen sink, and my wife telling me at length what a just basically nice guy I am. I was just trying to cope with this information overload when there was a knock at the door -
some guy asking if I'd like to buy a tortoise.
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16/01/2012 07:40
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16/01/2012 10:13
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Cute! Tortoise was asked the name of what he was carrying on his back.? "It's Michelle" he replied.
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