Posted By: Anonymous
Breaking News from Lincolnshire - 15/01/2012 11:09
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-16563362they always taughrt us not to get involved. I think the problem is that the leads have gone cold.
"Also, anyone who is offered tortoises in unusual circumstances should report it."
Posted By: pinin_prestatyn
Re: Breaking News from Lincolnshire - 15/01/2012 11:36
I'll bet he had the turtle's head when he noticed his car was gone
I suspect if they do find the car it'll just be a burnt out shell, and I think both will have more than just one foot in the grave
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Breaking News from Lincolnshire - 15/01/2012 12:31
Lettuce hope not!
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Breaking News from Lincolnshire - 15/01/2012 12:48
I bet the marinated one would be tasty.
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Breaking News from Lincolnshire - 15/01/2012 13:59
Reminds me of the old Ian Botham/turtle soup joke.... I'm sure you don't want me to type it all out, and would only appeal to 50 year-old cricket fans.........
Posted By: Emjay
Re: Breaking News from Lincolnshire - 15/01/2012 14:48
It's got to be the work of Islamist terrapins
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Breaking News from Lincolnshire - 15/01/2012 15:10
It's got to be the work of Islamist terrapins
Posted By: Edinburgh
Re: Breaking News from Lincolnshire - 15/01/2012 16:06
See what you did there Brian
Incidentally up here it's pronounced Tor-toys, I've never got used to that.
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Breaking News from Lincolnshire - 16/01/2012 00:50
Jeeeessh -
you are not going to believe this, but I just returned home to find my house full of water, a duck swimming in the kitchen sink, and my wife telling me at length what a just basically nice guy I am. I was just trying to cope with this information overload when there was a knock at the door -
some guy asking if I'd like to buy a tortoise.
Posted By: barnacle
Re: Breaking News from Lincolnshire - 16/01/2012 06:40
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Breaking News from Lincolnshire - 16/01/2012 09:13
Cute!
Tortoise was asked the name of what he was carrying on his back.?
"It's Michelle" he replied.