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Re: Speak to strangers
[Re: Begbie]
#851470
17/06/2009 15:43
17/06/2009 15:43
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boonman
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LOL Begbie Stranger: so u had sex? You: yes I did. Stranger: okay Stranger: at what age? You: 19 Stranger: menas this year.. You: yes it does. Stranger: okay... Stranger: u watch porn? You: OMG! you are a rude exceptional! Stranger: what now? You: well. I would like for you to rub my bum but you are in india! Stranger: so?? You: how is your pole? is it a whooper? Stranger: what?? You: your pole of man... Stranger: ya Stranger: what about it? Stranger: ? You: do you want to prod my inner woman? Stranger: sure.. You: somtimes it hurts me....my lady is a small gap. Stranger: but it feels nice afterwards You: YES it makes me froth and foam! Stranger: wow... Stranger: graet Stranger: great You: sometimes at the apex I can't help but exclaim 'woooooooooo!' Stranger: ahhhhh Stranger: thats nice.. Stranger: so... You: one time I had a spray like a sex piss. Stranger: wow... I think I might be a bit twisted
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Re: Speak to strangers
[Re: samsite999]
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17/06/2009 15:59
17/06/2009 15:59
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NathR
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NathR
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"You: one time I had a spray like a sex piss." hahaha
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Re: Speak to strangers
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#851485
17/06/2009 16:05
17/06/2009 16:05
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boonman
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boonman
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Sorry if this post is a bit too much - didn't mean to offend anyone.
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Re: Speak to strangers
[Re: pinin_prestatyn]
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17/06/2009 23:45
17/06/2009 23:45
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eldinho
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eldinho
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didnt think it would last long
i think thats the first time I've ever had a post deleted/edited. I think I've done quite well!
Last edited by eldinho; 17/06/2009 23:46.
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Re: Speak to strangers
[Re: pinin_prestatyn]
#851862
17/06/2009 23:47
17/06/2009 23:47
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belfastjohn
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Don't lynch me! ME: You look like you might like to be lynched Pinin: We'll i might struggle a little ME: I't wont hurt too much Pinin: Make it hurt a little ME: well it was always going to hurt a little Pinin: no pain no pleasure ME: You want me to pleasure you? Pinin: Disconnected
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Re: Speak to strangers
[Re: pinin_prestatyn]
#851866
17/06/2009 23:49
17/06/2009 23:49
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belfastjohn
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belfastjohn
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lol
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Re: Speak to strangers
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#851881
17/06/2009 23:56
17/06/2009 23:56
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luke
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luke
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this site is funny
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Re: Speak to strangers
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#851884
17/06/2009 23:57
17/06/2009 23:57
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TbirdX
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup?
You: I am Krarrrr, leader of the forgmadites
Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
Last edited by TbirdX; 17/06/2009 23:58.
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Re: Speak to strangers
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#851891
18/06/2009 00:02
18/06/2009 00:02
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TbirdX
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I like cheese
Stranger: i'm impartial to it
You: really....thats sad, but never mind, how about eggs?
Stranger: love eggs
Stranger: the smell of them alone makes me horny
You: love eggs will do that to you, bit like bratwurst
Stranger: WOOOP
Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
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Re: Speak to strangers
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#851892
18/06/2009 00:03
18/06/2009 00:03
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TbirdX
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How long before 2 fccukers get talking??
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Re: Speak to strangers
[Re: pinin_prestatyn]
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19/06/2009 00:17
19/06/2009 00:17
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eldinho
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: hi Stranger: how r u? You: i'm good thank you You: and yourself? Stranger: good too You: are you a boy or a girl? Stranger: boy Stranger: you? You: lady Stranger: where you come from? You: england dear You: where are you from? Stranger: São paulo, Brazil You: thats sounds lovely, how old are you? Stranger: 18 lady, and you? You: 61 You: still plenty of life left in me You: do you want to have some sexytime? Stranger: you are a shameless lady hahaha You: i don't have many years left. i have to make the most of them Stranger: are you talking serious? Stranger: i dont think so You: of course i am You: why not dear? You: i'm very wise and experienced Stranger: show me You: what do you want me to show you? Stranger: whatever you want, You: give me an idea? Stranger: tilts You: they aren't my best feature You: i can show you my fairy? Stranger: yes you can You: how do i show it to you? Stranger: i dont know You: email? Stranger: do you have msn? You: yes i have a webcam too. can i put some lingerie on first? Stranger: yes You: can i leave my boobs in my bra though, they are a bit saggy Stranger: ok You: i might shave my legs first aswell, is that ok. it only takes me a few minutes Stranger: give your e-mail,so i can add you in the MSN You: yousicko@youlikegrannys.com Stranger: hey vovó vai tomá no cu You: is that dirty talk? Stranger: what the f k is that email? You: my email address? You: i'm waiting Stranger: this is not your email Stranger: this adress doesnt make any sense You: whats wrong with it, do you want my other msn address? Stranger: yeah granny You: i like it when you call me that, me teeth nearly fell out Stranger: c'mon pass it Stranger: your e-mail You: doyoustill@thinkiamreal.co.uk Stranger: não,eu já sabia desde o inicio q era fake,mas eu queria saber até onde ia You: talk to me more Stranger: you are a fool hahahahaha Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Speak to strangers
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#852882
19/06/2009 13:47
19/06/2009 13:47
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boonman
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haha!
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Re: Speak to strangers
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#852905
19/06/2009 14:29
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Posts: 12,546 Northumberland
AndrewR
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I AM a Coop
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: having a good day? Stranger: yep! You: cool Stranger: yea... You: i'm thinking of becoming a killer for hire - any tips on how i can break in to the business? Stranger: well first you gotta get a weapon! You: i was thinking maybe a take out one contract, get one topped free sort of deal Stranger: and a trademark! you know kinda like the joker has his card You: weapons are a problem ... i faint at the sight of blood Stranger: oh damn that aint good You: so i was thinking maybe strangling Stranger: that could always do You: i l ike the trademark idea You: perhaps i could strangle with something distinctive Stranger: like....your penis! You: it's hard to picture how that would work You: it would be more of a choking thing Stranger: yea true... Stranger: strangle them with there socks! You: I could use a tie with a picture of a penis on Stranger: haha that could also work! You: But I'm not sure where I'd get one of those Stranger: get one of what? You: A tie with a penis on You: It's not like you see them in every shop Stranger: internet Stranger: haha nope You: You ever tried typing "penis tie" in to Google???? Stranger: uh nope You: Man, you *do not* get many neck ties Stranger: haha You: Anyway, enough about me ... what did you want to chat about? Stranger: umm i was thinking about hiring people to do my killing....you would know of anyone would you? You: Wow! That's great You: Just tell me who the first one is and I'll do them for free You: As you've been so helpful Stranger: ok is anyone walking down your sidewalk right now or near your house? You: No You: My wife's here, but if I top her then I'll have to cook my own dinner Stranger: haha yea dont risk that! Stranger: dinner is good! You: It's gone quiet You: It's like we just don't talk any more You: Me and you, I mean You: Not the wife You: I can't stop her talking You: Maybe I *should* top her - I could always phone out for pizza Stranger: pizzas always good! You: Look, do me a favour Stranger: ok You: Be my alibi You: I'll kill my wife and then say I was at your place all day You: All you have to do is stand up in court and lie to save me from jail Stranger: i will do it! You: Thanks, of all of my friends whose names I don't know you're the best Stranger: haha thanks! Stranger: just call me....stranger! haha You: Right, I'm off to get a tie from the wardrobe - just remember, when the feds ask I was with you all day You: Chill man, and I'll see you in court. You have disconnected.
Dear monos, a secret truth.
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Re: Speak to strangers
[Re: whatmoretyres]
#853657
20/06/2009 23:06
20/06/2009 23:06
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Posts: 1,918 Stoke-on-Trent duck!
Tommy_Coop23
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My life on the forum
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HAHA, this site is TOO FUNNY! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: male? cam ? You: hi You: im male yes Stranger: cam? You: are you male or female? Stranger: females, there are 3 of us You: are you tvs/cds or real females? Stranger: real :L You: munters or fit? Stranger: fit - we have cam and are in our jammies Stranger: u a munter or fit? Stranger: ????????????? Stranger: ? Stranger: ? Stranger: ? You: do you show on cam ? Stranger: yaaa if u want babe Stranger: bananas_@live.co.uk - add it You: banana, i thought you were female? Stranger: i am my names hannah - bananas a nickname :L theres 4 of us girls Stranger: add it pleeeeeeeeeeeease You: so there is now 4 of you, did one of you just give birth? Stranger: age? You: 83 and you, i have small wrinkly ding dong Stranger: no one just came over now Stranger: tidy You: you betcha Stranger: we are 17 - u added us on msn ? we will get naked Stranger: ? Stranger: ? Stranger: ? Stranger: ? You: do you like spongebob squarepants? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'll be back Alor Blue Seat Leon FR 180 atm
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Re: Speak to strangers
[Re: Tommy_Coop23]
#853661
20/06/2009 23:13
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Posts: 1,918 Stoke-on-Trent duck!
Tommy_Coop23
My life on the forum
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My life on the forum
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You: hi Stranger: hey You: how did you do that picture old bean? Stranger: lol ok You: do you like rainbow drops? Stranger: yuh You: the sweets? Stranger: yuh You: where are you from? You: i am from kazakhstan You: do you like to play ping pong? Stranger: yuh You: is yuh a grunting way of saying yes? Stranger: yuh You: HEY you should be an artist Stranger: i know You: i like your crap picture Stranger: shut your face Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Last edited by Tommy_Coop23; 20/06/2009 23:15.
I'll be back Alor Blue Seat Leon FR 180 atm
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Re: Speak to strangers
[Re: Tommy_Coop23]
#854651
22/06/2009 22:50
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Posts: 1,128 M5, 6th gear, 2400rpm
bikenut55
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Enjoying the ride
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Posts: 1,128
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I was going to say it was stangely addictive, but someone just put me off by giving too much detail about themselves with no prompt...
Last edited by bikenut55; 22/06/2009 23:08.
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Re: Speak to strangers
[Re: bikenut55]
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23/06/2009 16:25
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JamieS
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There are some classics here... my first one... Stranger: heyaa You: hello Stranger: heyaa i m looking for hot and horny girl or woman with a cam! You: me too... seen any around? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Speak to strangers
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#855140
23/06/2009 19:19
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Duffman
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LMFAO, this is one funny strange website. Now for some sexytime j/k.
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Re: Speak to strangers
[Re: Begbie]
#856944
26/06/2009 16:01
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Bosco
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Bosco
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: im agirl You: thats nice, have big boobs? Stranger: ye Stranger: i got them biger 2dai You: wow! What size are you now? Stranger: 68 Stranger: cm You: cup size? Stranger: no Stranger: wot r u duin Stranger: x You: talking to you Stranger: im fingering over u Stranger: uhhhhhhh Stranger: it hurts You: with marmite? Stranger: no with egg Stranger: and tea You: if you're quick enough you could make an omlette Stranger: lol Stranger: w k for me plz You: just watch out for the extra chudnuts you might add with that extra beating Stranger: f offf Stranger: im aman Stranger: dum ass Stranger: go screww yourself You: shouldn't you be in school? Stranger: no Stranger: im 34 You: and you pretend to be a girl? Scary! Stranger: im gonna kill u and the scary thing is you might have been talking to someone off the forum !!!!!
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Re: Speak to strangers
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#857197
27/06/2009 00:34
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bulldog5046
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i see why this is fun Stranger: Hi! I'm Dave You: hi! i'm gay too! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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