Cant say i found anything nastie in my coupe , i dont let my wife in the car , but thought this would be an interesting post.

pinin_prestatyn has been in my old one does that count???

My boot mould was pretty nasty

Thankfully its fixed now

I found an old cigarrette butt underneath the airbox.

Packet of Lambert and Butler stuck on my oil cooler

The bill!!!

Thats easy, well apart from the odd girl who was nasty enough to deserve a lift home the next morning

By far the nastiest thing I found inside my coupe happened when I picked the car up from the guy who botched the paint job. Not only had he ruined my car on the outside he'd left scuffy silver paint dust marks all over the dash board, seats and door cards with his grubby (undeserved of being attached) hands and his (undeserved of being in one piece) knees, and his (undeserved of not being kicked) ar*e. Stupidly I spent a couple of hours removing them rather than taking pictures of them to show just what a bloody cowboy he is.

f found the severed head of my ex wife in the boot the other day, no idea how it got there as i was sure i had buried under the patio.

strange to have a head unit in the boot they are usually in the dash!!

Well I bought my coupé from a gangster in the east end, and the gearknob was a little loose. I pulled it slightly, and there on the end was somebodies teste

wasn't there someones blood in yours??

Always remember this classic from the Alfa forum....still makes me crack up......

Many years ago I had a friend who went to see about 10-15 vw sciroccos before finding the perfect model. He took three mates out for a spin to show us all the ideal example he had found. Turned around corner, sun shone in face, pulled down sun visor, roughly 100 carefully placed bogeys from previous owner cascaded down into face and lap. NICE!!!!

Oh aye yeah! Totally forgot, nice one Dave!
There was, what I can only describe as spurts of what looked like blood on the roof lining of my coupe Then when Taffy took it to pieces, he said the chassis had a big Crease in it at the bottom. Maybe it was blood from a previous accident? Scary stuff! I'm just glad it was took off the road so no-one got a potential death trap.

LOL.^^^ I was thinking of a time when I had my wee fiat 126. Had been out at a disco and had scored with this girl. I didn't drink at time and had two pissed mates in the back and this girl in the passenger seat.

Alan says, John would you turn your heating off my legs are getting really warm.

Just as I'm saying the heating isn't on he sticks his leg between the front seats dripping puke from his trousers, and shouting ffs brian.

As I'm going ffs puke out the window, brian lifts his head and pukes all over the girl in the front seat.

She was quite understanding about it really but needless to say the plan to leave her home last went straight out the window. Unlike brians puke.

Next morning there on the seats and vinyl floor of my 126 was a sloppy mess of salmon salad vomit.

The interior of my 16VT was immaculate when I bought it, but as you do, I set about cleaning it when I got it back! Under the drivers seat cushion, just at arms reach was like the roof of a cave! Some of the biggest nose crystals I've ever seen, the last owner had the car for 8 years, so obviously there was probably 8 years of build up under there, nice!

A mate of mine bought an Alfa 75 a few years back, it was a bit of a barn find really, had been in the guys garage for some years. Got it back, tinkered for a few days, got it fired up eventually and let it tick over for a while, there was an increasingly bad smell! 30 minutes of poking around later we found a rats next wedged between the rear silencer and the car floor, they were well done! I think they'd been dead for a while in all fairness, I'm sure they'd have legged it when we initially moved the car otherwise, but the still gave off a fair pong as the warmed through!

Gareth

Not in the coop, but whilst working at BMW we opened the boot of a young guy's 330ci... lifted the boot carpet for the spare wheel and found a load of 50+ adult mags

Worst I found in the coop was ladies undies

only 5 mins ago found the remains of a thrush wedged against the oil cooler, nice.

Hmm my car was empty except for an old Nokia 8210 found under the rear seat bench when it was taken out for a good gliptoning...

Again not in a coop, but when i picked up my 300ZX i was just having a look around when i got home and found, wedged behind the headunit, an envelope with £50 and someones address in Aberdeen on.

Phoned the previous owner to let him know (being a good citizen) but found that the numbers hed given me didnt work

Paid for a tank of petrol though

Joe

i found a high visibility jacket behind my heater controls!

Nastiest thing i found was the cloth seats (soon swapped for leathers) and again, mold in my boot, still creeps back, ha!

nastiest thing i found was some of the error lights bulbs missing from the dash on a mr2

oh, and in my new coupe I found some one had left drum and base cd in the changer, I felt durty

...but you still listened to it regardless

I found an empty condom wrapper when I removed my rear seats, thankfully without the used item elsewhere

LOL, how on earth can you bone in the back of the coupe!!? must have been owned by a midget couple

Oh it's tricky but fun

I bought the coupe off a quite 'portly' chap who said he bought it for his wife as a toy (maybe she was playing away from home LOL) and the guy before that was elderly.. well, who knows..

EWWWWW!!

any viagra lying about in that case then?

What the little packet of blue pills I found under the drivers seat? No comment.. LOL

On a side note, mega jealous you've got a great cond nana 20vt, my fav coupe colour, ones ive looked at are either dodgy or rough as a street-worker

Not really nasty but, I found torn parts of a map showing roads of a london area and a Cobra radar detection system which still works all hidden in a plastic zipped up bag under the wheel.