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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
[Re: Sedicivalvole]
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10/01/2008 21:29
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Hedge
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Think everyone's just a bit bored (no offence etc)..
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 21:29
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so if you want to share your shagging stories here
I can confidently confirm, er, I mean, I'm reliably informed, that the rear wing and bootlid are an ideal height for a lady to bend over. Well OK then, a female rather than a lady........ Best to use the nearside though otherwise they complain about the petrol cap digging in. Apparently. Carl, did those dents come out OK?!?!
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 21:30
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In case you hadn't noticed, all girls get serious amounts of attention on this forum Do they? I must be owed some . . . I thought Jon-Paul was a bloke's name? Unless you're that one off Hollyoaks??
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 21:32
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Geez, she must have had very long legs! I can't lift Dolly that high without putting my back out and the lanolin leaves streaks all over the polish
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 21:37
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so if you want to share your shagging stories here
I can confidently confirm, er, I mean, I'm reliably informed, that the rear wing and bootlid are an ideal height for a lady to bend over. Well OK then, a female rather than a lady........ Best to use the nearside though otherwise they complain about the petrol cap digging in. Apparently. Carl, did those dents come out OK?!?! So thats what that rear screen wiper is for. hanging on to Lickyl. Not telling us you were a girl was probably your mistake. Then again we've only Julias word that she's a girl
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 21:43
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'I hit a curb whilst looking for my lipstick'
'The man at the garage hit the inside of the wheel with a hammer to stop the air escaping'
I would like to know how you can curb the inside of a wheel? You can straighten a steel wheel with a hammer, but a cast alloy would crack and break if hit that hard.
Sorry, no offence intended but this is surely a wind-up?
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 21:44
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Lickyl. Not telling us you were a girl was probably your mistake.
See 3 posts up. Or Lickyl's profile....
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 21:45
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'I hit a curb whilst looking for my lipstick'
'The man at the garage hit the inside of the wheel with a hammer to stop the air escaping'
I would like to know how you can curb the inside of a wheel? You can straighten a steel wheel with a hammer, but a cast alloy would crack and break if hit that hard.
Sorry, no offence intended but this is surely a wind-up?
No no no, every post on this thread is deadly serious. Obviously. (Although my comments about the rear wing actually were!)
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
[Re: Cappo]
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10/01/2008 21:48
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Perv Er, she must have been kinda tall?
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 21:49
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One of mines fell off Mrs McCartney for you then. Spot on pete!!!! Ross
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 21:50
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I AM a Coop
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Maybe he's had his car lowered also There is bending over backwards and bending over forwards, Boos would be about right. well with high heels on ...... No not on you oh nevermind
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 21:52
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I don't know whats worse... the blantant discussion at hand, or the fact that i know some of the people partaking and mental images are NOT welcome.
Ross
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 22:01
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Over 100 replies in less than 20 hours.
Good work.
Sexism alive and well, then......
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 22:06
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Car's standard. She was tall. And forwards, before you ask. (She's probably still up for it if anyone else is interested - your Coop or hers )
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 22:13
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(She's probably still up for it if anyone else is interested - your Coop or hers ) HAHAHAHAAHAHA. Ross
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 22:41
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'I hit a curb whilst looking for my lipstick'
'The man at the garage hit the inside of the wheel with a hammer to stop the air escaping'
I would like to know how you can curb the inside of a wheel? You can straighten a steel wheel with a hammer, but a cast alloy would crack and break if hit that hard.
Sorry, no offence intended but this is surely a wind-up? Hello Greg, In many ways I wish this a wind up, but sadly it is not. I actually really have no idea at all how the inside of the wheel got damaged. It was originally picked up on the MOT a few years ago, and at that point the 'not very nice man in the garage' accused me of being a careless driver. I can only remember hitting the odd curb when trying to locate things on various occasions in the glove compartment while driving. I have owned the car from new and I have been the sole driver, the only other explanation is that the damage occurred while in the garage being 'serviced'. Until this week I have not had a problem with the wheel, except that I have to top it up with air more frequently, but this week it has decided that it wants to leak air all the time. And yes, the man in the garage did 'hit it with a hammer', he said it might crack but it didn't. And to any other doubting Thomas's on here, I really am female. I do have a bit of a husky voice at the moment because I have a cold but I am most definitely FEMALE, thank you. Jules I've spoken to Carl a couple of times today on the 'phone, maybe he can vouch for me
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 22:44
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In case you hadn't noticed, all girls get serious amounts of attention on this forum Do they? I must be owed some . . . I thought Jon-Paul was a bloke's name? Unless you're that one off Hollyoaks?? LOL! Jon-Paul is my boyfriend and we share the username - just to keep you guessing. Maybe it's time I get my own username . . . ?
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 22:44
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Probably not, Carl spends most of his spare time on those premium phone lines anyway so he probably was quiet suprised when you called him. "WOW! They're calling ME now" It didnt suprise you when all the questions you got from him involved asking what you are wearing?
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 22:45
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... I have got 2 chickens in my field, is that the same sort of thing? This is off topic, but I have 4 chickens, 3 Orpingtons and Plymouth Rock, but only one of them is laying at the moment Are your birds laying Guzbod? Jules
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 22:46
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Probably not, Carl spends most of his spare time on those premium phone lines anyway so he probably was quiet suprised when you called him. "WOW! They're calling ME now" It didnt suprise you when all the questions you got from him involved asking what you are wearing? HAhaha!!! Ross
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 22:47
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Is that a nervous laugh Ross, have you been calling Carl recently?
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 22:51
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You're only just noticing that now?? Oh, and hello!
Last edited by azreal13; 10/01/2008 22:51. Reason: forgot to say hello
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 22:59
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Probably not, Carl spends most of his spare time on those premium phone lines anyway so he probably was quiet suprised when you called him. "WOW! They're calling ME now" It didnt suprise you when all the questions you got from him involved asking what you are wearing? PMSL
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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10/01/2008 23:40
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"Hello and How I use my Coupe" hello there, i normally use my coupe to attract members of the opposite sex. This however fails horribly, my coupe will wait until it notices any type of good looking female and kick up a stink example: female: "wow, thats a nice looking car" coupe: "CLUNK!!! SCRAPE!!! GRIND!!! BANG!!!" *females walk off into the distance* *coupe goes back to running smoothly*
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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11/01/2008 00:48
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... female: "wow, thats a nice looking car" coupe: "CLUNK!!! SCRAPE!!! GRIND!!! BANG!!!" *females walk off into the distance* *coupe goes back to running smoothly* Bad luck Mike Although the upside is that any female that can't handle a little clunk, scrape, grind and bang probably isn't worth knowing Have you tried just leaning against your car rather than driving it? I stopped to see if I could help someone the other day on the A4 heading towards Marlborough (R reg Yellow 16v- anyone here?). I thought he had broken down but he said he was just admiring the view. Some people can love their cars too much! Julia
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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11/01/2008 00:59
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haha excellent, saving that quote for posteriety. Mods make this thread a sticky
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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11/01/2008 01:02
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... I have got 2 chickens in my field, is that the same sort of thing? This is off topic, but I have 4 chickens, 3 Orpingtons and Plymouth Rock, but only one of them is laying at the moment Are your birds laying Guzbod? Jules Now I'm in love! I ADORE my two chickens, just as I loved all their predecessors before they got eaten by the fox. My heart only has two settings, coops and, well, coop, so if you're into chickens you're OK by me. And only one of mine is laying, the other gave up after seeing her beau and two best mates snatched in front of her.
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Re: Hello and How I use my Coupe
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11/01/2008 01:23
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... female: "wow, thats a nice looking car" coupe: "CLUNK!!! SCRAPE!!! GRIND!!! BANG!!!" *females walk off into the distance* *coupe goes back to running smoothly* Bad luck Mike Although the upside is that any female that can't handle a little clunk, scrape, grind and bang probably isn't worth knowing Have you tried just leaning against your car rather than driving it? I stopped to see if I could help someone the other day on the A4 heading towards Marlborough (R reg Yellow 16v- anyone here?). I thought he had broken down but he said he was just admiring the view. Some people can love their cars too much! Julia very good point
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