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Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
#200630
28/09/2006 03:47
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You have more than one kid, and used the Coupe for family holiday, 10 pts. Two weeks or more 20 pts.
You've had 'relations' in the coupe. 10pts. And he/she married you, 20 pts. And he/she was a total stranger, 30 pts.
You've used the hole in the backseat (ski hatch), or ever managed to work out how to open it, 10 pts.
You've actually seen anything, at all, ever in the wing mirror, 10 pts.
You didn't see that big truck, and it hit you, -10pts (get well soon) (& you still didn't sell it, +10pts!!)
You never opened the bonnet, for any purpose, ever, at all. +10 pts.
You only ever drive at the speed limit in your coupe. -/+10 pts.
You have a partner, and she wants you to get rid. And you kept it, 10pts. And she left you because of, 10pts.
Added new ones below:
your partner told you to buy one and she wants it when your done 20pts
your partner won't let you sell it 10pts
You have managed to ignore all the interior rattles and squeaks because you love it exactly the way it is ..... 50 points
How about your daughter loves driving your Coupe and wants one of her own (or your's if you "fall off your perch")? (bit morbid) +10 pts
Slept in coupe +10pts
You could've bought a house but instead pour all your cash into the Coop, 10 pts
Having relations through the ski hatch ? 100 bonus pts. 200 pts if you do it just to post on here that you did, and to get the pts!
Having relations on the bonnet of your car ? -10 too easy
engine rebuild, 10 pts each one
turbo rebuild, 10 pts each one
How much for having relations with the exhaust pipe? -100 pts
'You have looked forward to your exhaust falling off, so you can buy a SS system' 10 points
'You have spent more than a week researching which oil to put in it' 10 points
'You haven't got covered in a sheet of water off the roof when you get in/open the window after it's rained' 50 points
You lie about how much parts/services cost to repair or even keep on the road to your partner - 10 points
You still make up places you have to be just to drive her or go the long way - 10 points
Kid yourself that it is economical - 10 points! partner wants you to sell coop so you get rid of n/a and buy a turbo 20 pts
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
#200631
28/09/2006 03:53
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'You've used the hole in the backseat, or ever managed to work out how to open it, 10 pts. You have a partner, and she wants you to get rid. And you kept it, 10pts' only 20 points for me.
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
#200632
28/09/2006 03:55
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How does
.. your partner told you to buy one and she wants it when your done....
score?
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
#200633
28/09/2006 03:57
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Hmm, an interestingly one. Would they still let you use it?
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
#200634
28/09/2006 03:59
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Errm, probably but
" only if you put the petrol in "
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
#200635
28/09/2006 04:13
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20 pts Any other suggestions for categories? What have you all done in your coupes?
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
#200637
28/09/2006 13:28
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You have managed to ignore all the interior rattles and squeaks because you love it exactly the way it is ..... 50 points (I was referring to the car, not the passenger!)
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
#200639
28/09/2006 14:24
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You have more than one kid, and used the Coupe for family holiday, 10 pts. You've used the hole in the backseat, or ever managed to work out how to open it, 10 pts. You've actually seen anything, at all, ever in the wing mirror, 10 pts. You have a partner, and she wants you to get rid. And you kept it, 10pts. 40 points for me then
F****** b****** thing...
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
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28/09/2006 15:03
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You've had 'relations' in the coupe. 10pts. (well to start with, we gave up and did it outside the car instead.)
You've used the hole in the backseat, or ever managed to work out how to open it, 10 pts. (Got an ironing board through it when i was buying stuff for the new house)
You've actually seen anything, at all, ever in the wing mirror, 10 pts. (Spider webs)
You have a partner, and she wants you to get rid. And you kept it, 10pts. And she left you because of, 10pts. (technicallity but its my parents that wouldnt mind me selling the car)
40 Points here too.
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
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28/09/2006 15:11
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
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28/09/2006 15:49
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40 points for me!! Can we add another 10 if you have actually used the ski hole, or if you have ever slept in the coupe?? Or how about if you have towed on the coupe? Or how about on you 3rd engine rebuild?
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28/09/2006 17:03
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Surely this should be "You've had 'relations' in the coupe. 10pts. And he/she married you, 20 pts. And he/she was a total stranger, 30 pts"?
And what about "You could've bought a house but instead pour all your cash into the Coop, 10 pts".
Anyway, 40 pts for me!
A 340Bhp, 300lb/ft powered thread hijacker
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28/09/2006 17:07
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If we went off that Welformed id have 40 points from the list above alone
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
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28/09/2006 17:26
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Quote:
How much for having relations on the bonnet of your car ?
Surely it should be, "Turning down the offer of relations on the bonnet because they don't make them any more: +10 pts"
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
#200649
28/09/2006 18:00
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Relations thru a ski hatch?!? youd both have to be a size4 to do that!!! And over the bonnet! no way, leave dents in it and hand prints no thank you!! How about +10points per rebuild??
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
#200650
28/09/2006 18:21
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How much for having relations with the exhaust pipe?
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
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28/09/2006 19:29
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How about... 'You have looked forward to your exhaust falling off, so you can buy a SS system' 10 points 'You have spent more than a week researching which oil to put in it' 10 points 'You haven't got covered in a sheet of water off the roof when you get in/open the window after it's rained' 50 points
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29/09/2006 01:31
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You have more than one kid, and used the Coupe for family holiday, 10 pts. Yep - me n Mrs Militia did the euro comps last year in her (drove to Paris & Biaritz) You've had 'relations' in the coupe. 10pts. And he/she married you, 20 pts. Yep!
You've actually seen anything, at all, ever in the wing mirror, 10 pts. Yep - my angry face when my wife brought it indoors to me after knocking it off…again!
You didn't see that big truck, and it hit you, -10pts (get well soon) (& you still didn't sell it, +10pts!!) As you know - rebuilding her still now. For the 2nd time!!!
You only ever drive at the speed limit in your coupe. -/+10 pts. Sadly - pretty much yeah!
80 points!
Others? You lie about how much parts/services cost to repair or even keep on the road to your partner - 10 points
You still make up places you have to be just to drive her or go the long way - 10 points
Kid yourself that it is economical - 10 points!
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
#200655
29/09/2006 04:56
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have had the engine taken out 3 times since you have owned it 50 points
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
#200656
29/09/2006 06:45
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50points for me then easily. How about eaten 4 turbos since you owned it +10points per turbo....
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Re: Fiat Coupe points. Don't moan its just for fun
#200657
29/09/2006 16:41
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Measly 20 pints for unless I can add 20 for "partner wants you to sell coop so you get rid of n/a and buy a turbo"?
Up yours Photobucket.
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#200658
30/09/2006 19:44
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20 points only here!! only form Speedy & partner thing. Believe it or not, im still single as all girls want me to get rid of my coupe and i refuse
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#200659
30/09/2006 23:40
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60 points for me, from the original post
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