If...

You have more than one kid, and used the Coupe for family holiday, 10 pts. Two weeks or more 20 pts.

You've had 'relations' in the coupe. 10pts. And he/she married you, 20 pts. And he/she was a total stranger, 30 pts.

You've used the hole in the backseat (ski hatch), or ever managed to work out how to open it, 10 pts.

You've actually seen anything, at all, ever in the wing mirror, 10 pts.

You didn't see that big truck, and it hit you, -10pts (get well soon) (& you still didn't sell it, +10pts!!)

You never opened the bonnet, for any purpose, ever, at all. +10 pts.

You only ever drive at the speed limit in your coupe. -/+10 pts.

You have a partner, and she wants you to get rid. And you kept it, 10pts. And she left you because of, 10pts.

Added new ones below:

your partner told you to buy one and she wants it when your done 20pts

your partner won't let you sell it 10pts

You have managed to ignore all the interior rattles and squeaks because you love it exactly the way it is ..... 50 points

How about your daughter loves driving your Coupe and wants one of her own (or your's if you "fall off your perch")? (bit morbid) +10 pts

Slept in coupe +10pts

You could've bought a house but instead pour all your cash into the Coop, 10 pts

Having relations through the ski hatch ? 100 bonus pts.
200 pts if you do it just to post on here that you did, and to get the pts!


Having relations on the bonnet of your car ? -10 too easy

engine rebuild, 10 pts each one

turbo rebuild, 10 pts each one

How much for having relations with the exhaust pipe? -100 pts

'You have looked forward to your exhaust falling off, so you can buy a SS system' 10 points

'You have spent more than a week researching which oil to put in it' 10 points

'You haven't got covered in a sheet of water off the roof when you get in/open the window after it's rained' 50 points

You lie about how much parts/services cost to repair or even keep on the road to your partner - 10 points

You still make up places you have to be just to drive her or go the long way - 10 points

Kid yourself that it is economical - 10 points!
partner wants you to sell coop so you get rid of n/a and buy a turbo 20 pts

'You've used the hole in the backseat, or ever managed to work out how to open it, 10 pts.
You have a partner, and she wants you to get rid. And you kept it, 10pts'

only 20 points for me.

How does

.. your partner told you to buy one and she wants it when your done....

score?

Hmm, an interestingly one.
Would they still let you use it?

Errm, probably but

" only if you put the petrol in "

20 pts
Any other suggestions for categories?
What have you all done in your coupes?

Oh at least sixty points there... but what about 'your partner won't let you sell it'?

Neil

You have managed to ignore all the interior rattles and squeaks because you love it exactly the way it is ..... 50 points

(I was referring to the car, not the passenger!)

I used the ski flap last night to transport a 3 piece flag pole!!

How about your daughter loves driving your Coupe and wants one of her own (or your's if you "fall off your perch")?

You have more than one kid, and used the Coupe for family holiday, 10 pts.

You've used the hole in the backseat, or ever managed to work out how to open it, 10 pts.

You've actually seen anything, at all, ever in the wing mirror, 10 pts.

You have a partner, and she wants you to get rid. And you kept it, 10pts.

40 points for me then

You've had 'relations' in the coupe. 10pts. (well to start with, we gave up and did it outside the car instead.)

You've used the hole in the backseat, or ever managed to work out how to open it, 10 pts. (Got an ironing board through it when i was buying stuff for the new house)

You've actually seen anything, at all, ever in the wing mirror, 10 pts. (Spider webs)

You have a partner, and she wants you to get rid. And you kept it, 10pts. And she left you because of, 10pts. (technicallity but its my parents that wouldnt mind me selling the car)

40 Points here too.

20 points for me

40 points for me!!

Can we add another 10 if you have actually used the ski hole, or if you have ever slept in the coupe??
Or how about if you have towed on the coupe?
Or how about on you 3rd engine rebuild?

20 points only.

Not telling you where from, though...

Surely this should be "You've had 'relations' in the coupe. 10pts. And he/she married you, 20 pts. And he/she was a total stranger, 30 pts"?

And what about "You could've bought a house but instead pour all your cash into the Coop, 10 pts".

Anyway, 40 pts for me!

If we went off that Welformed id have 40 points from the list above alone

How much for having relations through the ski hatch ?

How much for having relations on the bonnet of your car ?

40 points for me.

However, I would have thought it was minus points for never opened the bonnet, as you probably have no oil left

Relations thru a ski hatch?!? youd both have to be a size4 to do that!!!

And over the bonnet! no way, leave dents in it and hand prints no thank you!!

How about +10points per rebuild??

How much for having relations with the exhaust pipe?

How about...

'You have looked forward to your exhaust falling off, so you can buy a SS system' 10 points

'You have spent more than a week researching which oil to put in it' 10 points

'You haven't got covered in a sheet of water off the roof when you get in/open the window after it's rained' 50 points

You have more than one kid, and used the Coupe for family holiday, 10 pts. Yep - me n Mrs Militia did the euro comps last year in her (drove to Paris & Biaritz)
You've had 'relations' in the coupe. 10pts. And he/she married you, 20 pts.
Yep!

You've actually seen anything, at all, ever in the wing mirror, 10 pts.
Yep - my angry face when my wife brought it indoors to me after knocking it off…again!

You didn't see that big truck, and it hit you, -10pts (get well soon) (& you still didn't sell it, +10pts!!)
As you know - rebuilding her still now. For the 2nd time!!!

You only ever drive at the speed limit in your coupe. -/+10 pts.
Sadly - pretty much yeah!

80 points!

Others?
You lie about how much parts/services cost to repair or even keep on the road to your partner - 10 points

You still make up places you have to be just to drive her or go the long way - 10 points

Kid yourself that it is economical - 10 points!

Crash put a washing machine in his front seat????

+ or - im not sure????

have had the engine taken out 3 times since you have owned it 50 points

50points for me then easily.
How about eaten 4 turbos since you owned it +10points per turbo....

Measly 20 pints for unless I can add 20 for "partner wants you to sell coop so you get rid of n/a and buy a turbo"?

20 points only here!!
only form Speedy & partner thing.

Believe it or not, im still single as all girls want me to get rid of my coupe and i refuse

60 points for me, from the original post

I've added most of the suggestions in.

After the wifes driving tonight, how about

You enjoy other people driving your coupe -50pts

You stayed sober so that your partner/friend wouldn't have to drive your coupe +10pts

After a series of lame excuses of reasons why your partner should not drive your car you have simply told them "I dont want you driving because its my car and I dont want you driving it" +20pts