I've been Santa at the school Christmas Fair this afternoon.

Massive problem trying to convince the staff that I was pretend and that Keir Starmer was real.

A few years ago I was a governor at a primary school for kids with special educational needs and did the Santa thing one year

In those days my beard was much longer, think Uncle Albert in Fools and horses, so no need for fake cotton wool beard.

Just about every child gave it a tug to see if it was real

Could be worth rephrasing that Pete