We called at a local retail park this afternoon, to buy a new Hoover.

While there, we popped into the new B & M store.

Half way around, I thought 'ooh, it's good in here'

Next step the crem.

Paul

Scary, but true Paul

Today I spent a wonderful morning washing, claying and waxing my coupe.

I was so 'in the zone' that I ended up detailing the gas and elec meter boxes.

There's no hope.

On the contrary, that is behaviour one would expect from a Regional Rep

I saw a silly old duffer struggling to get into his classic car this morning.

I hate reflective shop windows.

It is, naturally, illegal to wash one's car on the drive or street around here.

I foresee a short burst of 'ooh, there's a carwash, won't be a minute' on the way to Italy. Just like last time