I know hilarious isn't it, lol

My dear friend,

I am writing to you based on your good profile. I am in search of a property to buy in your country; I intended to come over to your country for investment? I believe that I have to partner with a citizen to be safe in investing in your country.

My name is Mrs Arya Kafeel. My late husband deals in Crude Oil with the Federal Government of Sudan and we have a personal Oil firm in Bentiu Oil zone town and Upper Nile city. What I have experience physically, I don't wish to experience it again in my life due to the recent civil and Ethnic crises caused by our President Mr. Salva Kiir and the rebel leader Dr. Riek Machar, I have been Under United Nation refugee camp in Chad to save my life and that of my little daughter. I want to solicit for your partnership with trust to transfer and invest the $8 million dollars deposited by my late husband to your country because my life is no longer safe in our country, since the rebels are looking for the families of all the oil business men in the country to kill, saying that they are the people that is milking the country dry.

Though, I do not know how you will feel about my proposal, but the truth is that I sneaked into Chad, our neighboring country where I am living now, as a refugee. I escaped with my little daughter when the rebels burst into our house and killed my husband as one of the big oil dealers in the country, ever since then, I have been on the run.

I left my country and move to Chad our neighboring country with the little ceasefire we had, due to the face to face peace meeting accord coordinated by the former US Secretary of State, and United Nations in Ethiopia (Addis Ababa) between our President Mr. Salva Kiir and the rebel leader Dr Riek Machar to stop this war.

I will send you the document of the fund with other details for your acknowledgement and proof.

I will wait to hear from you so as to give you details.

With love from
Mrs Arya Kafeel

From The Desk of: Dr. Peter Bartek.
Bank of America.
Branch Offices New York
1680 Broadway, New York.
NY 10019, USA.
Vice Chairman on Investment Banking
Director, Credit Control Dept.

TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER NOTICE.
We are hereby to notify you concerning your fund Transfer through our bank, Bank of America, New York, to your bank account, which has been officially approved by the management of World Bank Swiss (WBS) to credit the sum of US$18.5 Million into your bank account.
Note that the bank have started processing your bill of payment and everything concerning the immediate remittance of your funds will be carried out within the time we received your banking information? Meanwhile your Email contact details and name were received from our research manager, Barr.Paul Peterson on your behalf to FRB for immediate release of your fund
This fund was part of United Nations compensation commission payment reconciliation program of 2020 year, which the UN/Swiss Bank has decided to distribute it generously to help few lucky individuals, the America Government in agreement with the Swiss Bank to distribute the fund to 700 people in America, Europe & Asia in other to help improve their businesses & COVID-19 Response Fund, The world is coming together to combat the COVID-19 pandemic bringing governments, organizations from across industries and sectors and individuals together
Therefore, reconfirm the aforesaid information accurately, because this office cannot afford to be held liable for any wrong transfer of funds or liable of any fund credited into an unknown account.
These are the information we needed to be reconfirmed by you.
1.Your Full Bank Account Details
2.Your Direct Cell or office phone to reach you
3.Your address of locations
4.Your full name
Finally, you are required to reconfirm directly to us the above information to enable the bank use it to process your bill of payment.
Your quick response shall be mostly appreciated for immediate attention of the credit control department.
Yours Faithfully,
Dr. Peter Bartek.
Vice Chairman, Director, Credit /Telex Department.

Dear brother, father, uncle, sister and mothers out there, I really don't know whom this letter will meet, but insha Allah,you that is reading this message is of Allah. May the peace, mercy and blessings of Allah be upon you. My name is Dalia Hussein Mohammed, I am in distress with my children here in Gaza. I need your urgent assistance, please. It's very urgent.
Yours Sister
Dalia Hussein Mohammed

Greetings from Mr. Akeem Mohammed, can I talk to you, very important please?
m_mohammed100@aol.com

I am Mr. Cheng Saephan, the mega winner of $1.3 Billion United States Dollars in the April 2024 Mega Billion Jackpot. In lieu of cancer I have been battling with for the past 8 years, I'm donating $1 million usd to 10 random individuals to show gratitude for being alive till date hence you are getting this email.

Reply to this email for more details.

What a cheapskate, he's got 1,300 million $ and he's only giving away 10 million $ ?

Ha ha, true though Dave

So he was originally going to give them cancer instead?

Oof!

Hello!

A notification for the owner of this email address, we are glad to announce to you that a sum of US$2,800,000.00 was generated and awarded to you by the Qatar Rowad Awards and United Arab Emirates, West commission and the Western Union Foundation under (CBI) and Superintendence of Industry and
Commerce foundation. Achievements and results of this are to assist financial problems and charity in the nation.

This award was selected through the internet, where your e-mail address was indicated and notified. The award foundation collects all the email addresses of the people that are active online, among the billions of people that are active online, only four people are selected to benefit from this Award and you are one of the Selected Winners.

To facilitate your claims, get back to us, with your processing code (22EX1) number for every correspondence and more details of the claim. Through my private Email: () for fast response. But if you are not interested, delete it from your mailbox.

Yours Faithfully,
Awards Coordinator United Arab Emirate Commission
De-facto Chief Award Officer
United Emirate Award Committee

ATTN: BENEFICIARY,

I AM KATE DANELLA, WE ARE PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT THE UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION DEPARTMENT FOR DISASTER MANAGEMENT, IN CONJUNCTION WITH WORLD BANK, IS GIVING OUT A HUMANITARIAN FUND WORTH THE TOTAL SUM OF $1,500,000.00 USD, AND YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS WAS SELECTED AMONG OTHER'S TO RECEIVE THIS HUMANITARIAN FUND.

THE UNITED NATIONS HUMANITARIAN AID IS A UN INTER-AGENCY FUND MECHANISM ESTABLISHED BY THE UN SECRETARY-GENERAL TO HELP SUPPORT LOW AND MIDDLE INCOME PEOPLE(S) TO RESPOND TO THE HUMANITARIAN CRISIS, INCLUDING AN UNPRECEDENTED SOCIO-ECONOMIC SHOCK. THE FUND’S ASSISTANCE PROGRAMS TARGET THOSE MOST VULNERABLE TO ECONOMIC HARDSHIP AND SOCIAL DISRUPTION AROUND THE WORLD.

WE ARE DELIGHTED TO INFORM YOU THAT DUE TO MIXED UP OF NAMES AND NUMBERS, YOUR EMAIL WHICH ATTACHED TO APPROVED NUMBER (UNHMC-198619), WHICH CONSEQUENTLY FALL ON OUR CHAPTER, THEREFORE, YOU ARE HEREBY ADVISED TO CONTACT OUR GRANT MANAGER ( DR. DUNCAN HENRY ) AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENT THROUGH HIS CONTACT INFORMATION AS STATED BELOW, TO CLAIM YOUR $1.5 MILLION US DOLLARS HUMANITARIAN FUND.

CONTACT PERSON: PROF. DR. DUNCAN HENRY
EMAIL ADDRESS: ( duncanhenrysisya@gmail.com)

THE INFORMATION REQUIRED FOR THE TRANSFER OF YOUR COVID-19 RELIEF FUND, SHOULD INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING:

1) GIVEN NAME.
2) RESIDENTIAL/OFFICE ADDRESS.
3) PHONE NUMBER.

NOTE: THAT THE AMOUNT TO BE PAID TO YOU IS ( $1,500, 000.00 USD ), WE ARE EXPECTING YOUR URGENT ATTENTION TO THIS E-MAIL TO ENABLE US TO MONITOR THE TRANSACTION EFFECTIVELY.

BEST REGARDS
MRS. KATE DANELLA.
SPECIAL REPRESENTATIVE FOR DISASTER RISK REDUCTION (UNDRR).

^^^
Seems like Mrs Danella has plenty spare capital

For those who are asleep

CAPITAL

Enquiry for investment

I am pleased to use this medium to open a mutual communication with you and to ask for your permission and acceptance to partner with you to invest in your country.

I am Aisha Gaddafi, a single Mother and widowed with three Children. I am the only biological Daughter of the late Libyan President (Late Colonel Muammar Gaddafi). I have an investment fund worth Twenty-Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($27,500,000.00 ) which I want to entrust to you for investment project assistance in your country, Maybe from there, we can build a business relationship. I will negotiate an investment/business profit-sharing ratio with you based on future investment-earning profits.

If you are willing to handle this project on my behalf, I would appreciate your urgent response to my private Email ( aishaal-qaddafi@outlook.com ) for further discussion to enable me to provide you with more details to proceed further.

due to the network failure If you do not see the email in a few minutes, check your spam or junk folder and kindly move it to your inbox.

Best Regards
Mrs. Aisha Gaddafi
aishaal-qaddafi@outlook.com

HELLO,

I AM SO SORRY FOR CONTACTING YOU IN THIS WAY, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE HAVE NEVER
MET BEFORE. I URGENTLY SEEK YOUR SERVICE TO REPRESENT ME IN INVESTING IN
YOUR REGION / COUNTRY AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED FOR YOUR SERVICE WITHOUT
AFFECTING YOUR PRESENT JOB WITH VERY LITTLE TIME INVESTED IN IT.

MY INTEREST IS IN BUYING REAL ESTATE, PRIVATE SCHOOLS OR COMPANIES WITH
POTENTIAL FOR RAPID GROWTH IN THE LONG TERM.

SO PLEASE CONFIRM INTEREST BY RESPONDING BACK.

MY DEAREST REGARDS

LISA WILLIAMS