Funny one.. On Saturday morning and Sunday monring everyone in my house woke up at 4am. I put it down to the heating kicking in but when I mentioned it at work today several others including their children also woke up at 4am.
Also my bottom hurts...only joking but has anyone heard anything like this before?

I woke up at around 4am this morning. I felt a strange, almost unnatural, urge to visit the bathroom and, when I got there, I discovered that somehow my bladder had become filled with a yellowish liquid.

I'd been at a Christmas party earlier in the day, so I'd been drinking since 3pm, and that may have made me susceptible to alien abduction.

Did your bottom hurt?

His bottom always hurts

Not because of you, 'titch'

I woke up around 4am Saturday morning, but that was due to one of the local druggies and his mates deciding that was a good time to go outside and start laughing and talking loudly, which continued on and off until around 5.30am

Sunday morning, I was sound asleep from around 2am until 8am, due to not being anywhere near my home and having had a nice meal and a few drinks in Carlisle