mofo you're gonna lose to a girl!

Can you provisionally put me down as me + 3.

Have I vanished from the list?

Joe put me down + 1

Kevin - yes, me mate Bob is coming too

At least this won't be savagely competitive

I personally think the 'champion' should be judged on best laptime, agreed? Otheriwse its not fair for those who have kart troubles or get rammed off the track by people that cant drive, like Kevin.

There is no way any girl is beating my time. Two things..

- Who is bring scales?

- Who is sorting the helmet/back of suit labels?

Shabba - then all you'll do is drive on the absolute limit and come off three laps in four trying to get a better lap time! If you come off it's your fault... (yes even if you'r barged off...cos you put yourself in that position anyway. Though you'll know the chaps name, so you could always have a nice quiet word with him.. ) and if your kart blows up that just bad luck.

perhaps we'd better run one at a time - five laps each and just see who has the quickest laptime?

I totally agree with Si here,

Shabba this is not qualifying mate its a grand prix . We have 10 mins qualifying at the start so you can show us all how bad you really are then.

The reason last time u blew tyres/kart up was because you were trying to create short cuts over the grass if you drive a little better this time im sure you wont finish last again

Im happy to bring scales - somes just remind me beforehand.

Oh and Sal who is the daddy of Golf now

Yep, racing is racing. If you lose it, get barged off or retire that's just tough.

All you will get for fastest lap is a bit of pride, maybe some respect if others didn't see you spinning every other lap... and that is what the qualifying is for! (that said I prefer to start down near the back so I can do some overtaking)

I'll sort labels. Already knocked some up, just need to finalise names of guest and if they want a nice little picture next to the names too.

Tbh if you're a big bloke in a kart (and we're all going to be 'big' for these centrifugally clutched hunks of junk) and you're putting in 110% effort to get the fastest lap, in reality you'll be slowing yourself down. Hooning about and sliding gratuitously is a sure way to lose seconds per lap. There is commitment and then there's just being silly.

The winner of the race generally gets the fastest lap too in my experience. Control + speed =

I have'nt forgotton you crazy boys!!, will be booking today, then will pm everyone payment details,..wish there were more hours in the day!!

Joe

So stop doing overtime then Joe

Hows the weight loss going Kev? I've given up already, went out last night, ended up slightly tipsy and eating wait for it.....

12 onion rings

And I'm stinking of them today!

Weight loss smeight loss I dont eat for a day then the Mrs buys those Sainsbury's cookies and pecan pies and I just cant resist.

Infact Ive put on a pound, im too depressed to go on scales now.......

must find will power

I thought all fat paople stink of onions?

Lol are you calling Nobby fat now that is banter

Hey! I am fat!...

No your obese

Kev - I'm gonna put 'Who ate all the pecan pies' on your name tag yeh?

I can recommend the db diet, dont eat for 3-4 days, then take neurofen tablets, they will cause an internal hemerage and you will loose blood fast. Worked for me, I lost 2 stone in 2 weeks. I hear Civic also tried the more extreme 'typhoid' diet once, hard to beat for results.

Nobby - with my fat back at present you could probably fit all of that on one line of the sticker!

Shabba I thought you had AIDS?

right all booked now!!!!!! no going back!!!

I'll pm everyone payment details later

joe

Grrrrrr

That's the 2nd list you've created and I've been missed off

I too would like to come if I'm welcome....you're just afraid I'm going to whip you're overweight arses
(that's a joke as I'm not getting on any scales to validate weight increase from the last time we all met )

Sorry Paul, I'll be sorting out the pm'd for proper!!

Joe

Paul last time I saw you on track you were so bad you were flagged for holding up traffic

Of course your more than welcome ( as are all ) - im sure Joe's just been doing too many hours and accidently forgot to put you on.

Kevin,

I will not be taking the bait and rising to your slanderous comment. We'll be sorting this out on the track like real men

Joe,

No worries for leaving me off, it's probably because I'm so quiet I'm easily overlooked

Joe - My Dad's up for it too! (names Colin Joe!) :-) Father's day pressie from me! Who wants to get beaten by a 63 year old nutter who plays with Merlin engines in his spare time? (yep - that's a 24l aero engine......in a car....)

Suba - its not your dad who's got the Rover SD1 in Practical Performance Car mag is it?