Just to keep Mad Dog happy I thought that, as a married middle aged fat guy, I should post here too. I mean it would be unfair to leave Proccy as the only one!

Emmy, it's been a while, hope you are well This fellow you have been dating sounds like a right charmer. I do hope that he was able to make ammends for his appaling manner by being adequately equiped, and skilled, in other areas

Oh and if we do have another Anglian meet this spring can you try and not get lost this time

Marco, I know you are Italian but are you aiming for an award at the 2011 AGM?

You currently seem to be in the running for forum SLAG award

nothing new there Bob...

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Lol

Whoops...... PMSL

So, Mad Dog was / is completely wrong then! I am the only middle aged fat guy, who is married, to have participated on this thread. And I posted AFTER he made his comment

Lol.

I'm married and this thread is hilarious... although difficult to change thread pages due to all the "man residue" left on each page....

Ross

Very polite of Bob not to include me in his category - I fit at least two of his criteria, and according to the Missus, the third as well.

I maintain that it's important for new grandfathers, in the flush of late youth, to be sufficiently cuddly for the smally squally ones to appreciate.

Lol!!! Spot on Neil!!!

Ross

Well gents i'll get the ball rolling then...



ooooh

Do you want me to come round and tack the ceiling and plaster it for you Shiny ?

Hi guy's, it's Emmie here, just using patch's account to upload my pic.

Marco and Mario I want you two first please

Here I am then...



I look forward to all the future postings and banter in this thread :slurp:

Im single and will whisper sweet nothings to you in italian... PM ME NOW

And you guys question why this is such a male dominated forum!

No offence intended Teresa

This male here likes to be dominated

Its just guys like cars and girls like Barbie! Most of the time anyway, but its cool when girls like cars.

Why?

Who is target audience?

What about Fccuk Agony Uncle thread?

Lol, no offence taken here, except for you spelling my name wrong, but at least you remembered it I suppose

Takes a lot for me to be offended, as those who've met me know




I'll be happy to moderate this section

taxi!

Seriously, you should been getting the 'feel a lot better about myself' vibe from your partner. When a bunch of car forum nutters could lift you up better than your partner then something needed to change.



No when you feel what you felt it's not going mad, it's a rational response to something being out of kilter in your life. It's not as simple as, 'ditch the *&^*er', but you knew that anyway. I'm sorry it didn't work out but it would be worse to follow that path to a squashed life which many unfortunately do.

Plenty more fish in the sea 'n' all. Take care:)

PS
Oh and more about the Coupe and engines and rusty suspension and MOT worries and stuff from you now please. there's only so much touchy feely crap we guys can take - we're not your gay best friends - (well most of us anyway, always thought portofino blue was a bit of a giveway )

lmao very funny thread

Priceless! Made my day!