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Re: Why is the back of my van always the dirtiest?
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20/12/2020 16:52
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It’s called the vortex effect.
I'm an old git & happy with it,most of the time
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Re: Why is the back of my van always the dirtiest?
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20/12/2020 19:45
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It’s called the vortex effect. Thanks Jim, that sounds very Star Trek! Wait a minute your second names not Kirk is it? Why isn't the back of the Enterprise dirty?
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Re: Why is the back of my van always the dirtiest?
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20/12/2020 20:16
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It’s called the vortex effect. Thanks Jim, that sounds very Star Trek! Wait a minute your second names not Kirk is it? Why isn't the back of the Enterprise dirty? Live long and prosper
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Re: Why is the back of my van always the dirtiest?
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20/12/2020 21:28
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Re: Why is the back of my van always the dirtiest?
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27/12/2020 09:11
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Why isn't the back of the Enterprise dirty?
Below warp speed it collects dirt and grime, above warp speed it gets burnt off. Considering they're always in a hurry to get somewhere, most of the time they're at warp speed, you never see it when it's dirty. It's also not good PR for the Federation.
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Re: Why is the back of my van always the dirtiest?
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27/12/2020 11:04
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Why isn't the back of the Enterprise dirty?
Below warp speed it collects dirt and grime, above warp speed it gets burnt off. Considering they're always in a hurry to get somewhere, most of the time they're at warp speed, you never see it when it's dirty. It's also not good PR for the Federation. I heard from a friend of a friend that the back of the Enterprise is dirty. They retouch the movie via machine learning to make it look prettier. Same as they did with Seven of Nine.
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Re: Why is the back of my van always the dirtiest?
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28/12/2020 15:50
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Nice and clean back to that one, I obviously need to drive faster! No, what you need to do is this. You need to take your van to an empty field on a hot day at 2:43pm and drive in reverse at 20mph, for exactly 30 seconds. Doing this will create a temporal convergence in both the atmosphere outside the van as well as the atmosphere inside it. This will subsequently make positronic graviton particles as well as omega photon particles that are present in the air, come into direct contact with the back of the van. These particles will then sequentially bond and create a negatively charged non-stick surface. And now for the science part! From then on, whenever your van moves forward at a speed of at least 10mph, this surface will constantly transmit electromagnetic protons that will actively repel dirt on a cellular level and prevent it from sticking to the back of your van.
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Re: Why is the back of my van always the dirtiest?
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28/12/2020 17:04
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Nice and clean back to that one, I obviously need to drive faster! No, what you need to do is this. You need to take your van to an empty field on a hot day at 2:43pm and drive in reverse at 20mph, for exactly 30 seconds. Doing this will create a temporal convergence in both the atmosphere outside the van as well as the atmosphere inside it. This will subsequently make positronic graviton particles as well as omega photon particles that are present in the air, come into direct contact with the back of the van. These particles will then sequentially bond and create a negatively charged non-stick surface. And now for the science part! From then on, whenever your van moves forward at a speed of at least 10mph, this surface will constantly transmit electromagnetic protons that will actively repel dirt on a cellular level and prevent it from sticking to the back of your van. This has really made me sit up. I will try this procedure in the coupé going forwards so I'll never have a problem with dirt on the rad grille again! Now to fathom out the vertical take-off issue
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Re: Why is the back of my van always the dirtiest?
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28/12/2020 18:42
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Nice and clean back to that one, I obviously need to drive faster! No, what you need to do is this. You need to take your van to an empty field on a hot day at 2:43pm and drive in reverse at 20mph, for exactly 30 seconds. Doing this will create a temporal convergence in both the atmosphere outside the van as well as the atmosphere inside it. This will subsequently make positronic graviton particles as well as omega photon particles that are present in the air, come into direct contact with the back of the van. These particles will then sequentially bond and create a negatively charged non-stick surface. And now for the science part! From then on, whenever your van moves forward at a speed of at least 10mph, this surface will constantly transmit electromagnetic protons that will actively repel dirt on a cellular level and prevent it from sticking to the back of your van. This has really made me sit up. I will try this procedure in the coupé going forwards so I'll never have a problem with dirt on the rad grille again! Now to fathom out the vertical take-off issue Most of this is perfectly sensible, common sense, the only bit I'm struggling with is getting a hot day and 30mph in reverse! Undermines an otherwise perfectly reasonable post.
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