http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-rascal...=item338642b004


i do like this

Make him an offer. He won't be able to hear you, mind, what with that engine stuck out in the middle of a resonating chamber with absolutely no sound insulation between it and the driver.

And I'd knock him down a touch for the ungrammatical text in front of the passenger; it's lacking proper pronunciation.

There's an R1 engined Rascal in the town where i work. Looks completely standard from the outside though.

Perhaps his mum is unaware that she worries and needs someone to tell her. Had you even considered this, Neil?