''From the director of The Dark Knight Trilogy, comes a realistic and gritty remake of the Karate Kid.
Starring patch234 in his acting debut as Mr Meguiar.
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In cinemas this Friday.''
I'm only joking, it's not a gritty remake, as patch would never let grit particles scratch his car.